Intro: G G C G C G C G G I go down to the ocean C G I take a walk upon your shores G I dig up a big ol' hairy clam C G And then take out the pearl Em G C G Cuz it's a metaphor G I'll marinate your flank steak C G I'll bread your jumbo shrimp G I'll take your little brother to the zoo C G And I'll marinate your flank steak Em G C G Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin Em G C G It's a metaphor for fuckin G I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship C G I'll fuck you with my dick G I'll put my magic wand inside your... car C G Then I'll marinate your flank steak Em G C G Cuz it's a metaphor for flank steak Em G C G It's a metaphor for flank steak G Flank steak is delicious C G Wish I was eatin it right now G And every time that I see one C G Wanna titty fuck the flank steak Em G C G Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak Em G C G Yeah it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak G C Love is such a mystery